We were one big hot pot enjoying family.
They have been staying at this house for at least a year, so when I moved in, I was the newbie of the house. Conversation with them was not an issue because they can speak with me in English or Mandarin. But they taught me a lot of Cantonese words too. Mainly bad words.
It was summer so my fav word would be:
Hou lan yit ah!
Translation: F***ing hot ah!
It was really fun and 'educational' staying with them.
Put that aside, I actually just want to introduce two weird ones:
Shanghai Selina and Crazy Kit
Selina is known for her innocence. She is very straight/ blur especially in terms of courting and relationship. Sometimes she's in her own world and thinks too much. But most of the times, she's out with us having fun, drinking and clubbing all the way.
Oh ya.. she's a terrific drinker and dancer. I would have posted a video of her dancing when we were playing truth or dare, but I can't seem to find the file.
Maybe next time aite.
This gangster girl is Kit Yau or Kira Yau. She's known for annoying and pissing me off.
Note to self: Never watch ghost movies with her. She will scream and hit anyone closest to her. Be it girl or guy.
Nevertheless, she is a very fun person to hangout with....
But not in her room. She's a pig!
Among the rest, I can say that I'm closest to her. She's practically my big sister. (Kit ar.... miss u leh while writing this)
So now let me tell u how they pranked me last time.
Imagine coming home and the house was all quiet...
I knocked their room doors and nobody answered....
Assuming that they were asleep or dead, I just entered my room, put down my stuff and opened my toilet door
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@%#&&^!!! Shyt!! I was shocked seeing this in my toilet especially with the typical ghost hair like that. The first thing I thought was why Sydney got pontianak =.=
We had a good laugh about it and may I say, well done Selina for pranking me.
I shoo her out of my room and lock the door this time. I was ready to take a bath, so I on the heater and did a little bit of sit ups in front of the mirror while waiting for the hot water.
Out of a sudden the mirror moved...
and a girl started screaming like crazy and cry! which made me scream like crazy too. I was seriously stunned that I remained still after that to absorb what happened.
Kit was f***ing hiding in my closet!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a person who scares easily, but that was the single scariest moment in my life. My heart raced like mad and my stomach suddenly cramp from the sit ups.
Kit closed the door, remained inside and started to weep because apparently she was more scared than me. She scouted for me from the closet but didn't expect to see me on the floor.
This is the first time I see the pranker got so shocked herself haha.
Seriously they are the craziest housemates anyone could have... Want to know the worst part of the whole incident?
I was completely naked. =.=
FML.
Before anyones asks, let me just justify two things:
1) Kit only got to see my upper body before started screaming.
2) I was ready to take a bath of coz la naked. Don't judge me!
There goes my machoness down the drain :(
